While Eddie sparkles in the sun, his grandfather's busy routing Turks, saving Christendom, and murdering his own people. |
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say anyone who takes a town of thousands, impales them all, and eats breakfast while watching, which he did, is usually not a quality human being.
Ok, here's the story: Vlad came to power when crime was rampant. So he put in his own form of criminal justice. No pansy ass three strikes law or any BS like that, if you did something wrong, you died. And if you didn't do something wrong but you still looked weird, you probably died too. To test his subjects, Vlad had a a huge amount of gold put in the middle of a town's marketplace. We're talking thousands of times the amount of money an average person could expect to earn in a lifetime. Even just one gold coin for a peasant was an unbelievable treasure, yet this gold stood untouched for days in the middle of the city, because everyone knew if something happened to it, the entire city would be put to death.
If the amount of pedophile goes up with the grossness of the moustache, then this guy should think about joining the clergy. |
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