|In addition to being awesome at fighting they weren't too shabby at geography either.|
So in the movie 300 there are a few examples of documented Laconic phrases you may remember. There's that time when the Persian dude's coming up looking all cool on his bigass chair saying they were going to blot out the sun with their arrows to which the Spartan responds "Sweet brah, then we'll fight in the shade"
|The Athenians kept trying to tell them there was a simpler solution...|
|Archaeologists found Leonidas' fossilized left testicle|
I could go on talking about Laconic phrases, but honestly, I'll just link you to a Wikipedia article that has a bunch of really funny ones (if you're a dork like me): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconic_phrase